19. Sensitive or sensible ...

When I first got to Canland I was staying in a guest house ...
After the first couple of weeks the landlord asked me to change my room and go to a basement bachelor, which seemed good, as I would have my own kitchen/service ...

But it turned out to be a nightmare ... the smell of neighbors cooking, the noise of people walking upstairs, as well as the screaming washing machine and central heating was unbearable ...

One day that I was so mad with all these nuisance ... I called the landlord and told him I cant take it any more ... he showed up with an air refreshener and him and his partner tried to convince me that I'm too sensitive and they cant hear any thing.

Sensitive or sensible ... I knew I had to move quickly and I did. I saw one of the other guest in that house in gym couple of nights ago, which made me jot these lines.

18. Laundry room romance scene ...

One of the agents who showed me apartments told me that she actually knew people who put on their best cloth to pickup their laundry as romance blossoms in that confinement.

Yesterday ... I saw a couple setting a date in the laundry room ... so it is true ... but not exciting as the couple were part of the contemporary history.

In their conversation ... that the old lady told the old guy not to come to her apartment after 9:35 as she falls sleep that time.

I felt so bad ... as some nights that I get back from work I sit in front of my TV till I fall sleep too.
I should find a cure of laziness as gym or alcohol have not helped.

17. Caribana ...

I guess the reason that I don't like these type of festivals is that I don't know how to dance myself and worse I don't appreciate a good dance.
My dancing skills ...
before 5 pints = slightly better than a robot
after 5 pints = exactly like a corp

By the way, according to a new study, the top 3 all time best table dancers were:
G from Tuscany ... M from Cornwall ... and T from Finland.

But the Caribbean festival seemed a good excuse to head down to downtown and so I did with B.

16. Niagara ...

I apologize for the quality of the photo as I don't have enough zoom on my camera.
I found this quite funny, the shower has three positions: 1. spray, 2. massage, and 3. ...



The last position is called NIAGARA ... another sign to be sure I'm in Canada when I get out of the bed every morning.